What would you do with 1 million dollars?

A million dollars would be an awesome amount of money. If I had $1,000,000 I would spend $2,000 of it for a family vacation on me, to get away from stress ($998,000). I would spend $2,170 of it on a brand new Sony laptop because I always wanted a laptop ($995,830). I would hire a butler to do things around the house so we could relax ($995,230). Next, I would save $300,000 for my college fund ($659,230). Then I would save the rest for my future and children.